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In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts

2014 is half over and


2014 is half over and

• i lost no weight
• didn’t learn anything
• haven’t made an effort to save money
• still ugly